Awkward Potato

The epitome of trash.

jdebbiel:

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Got to draw for BMW :-)

chop-chop-manbun:

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panelperday:
“ It was said when the Mistress died the township never stopped grieving, evidently, there was truth to those rumours
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panelperday:

It was said when the Mistress died the township never stopped grieving, evidently, there was truth to those rumours

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addicted2wasps:

No joke or pun here, but I just wanted to highlight that there ARE wasps that make honey. Brachygastra mellifica (left) and Parapolybia escalerae (right) are both Polistine wasps with the ability to produce a sugary substance. B. mellifica is an important pollinator of avocados, however, it is not yet known which flowers P. escalerae pollinate. B. mellifica ranges from Texas to Panama, while P. escalerae is native to Iran, Pakistan and Turkey. A big high five to honey producing wasps!

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harpij:
““Long-tailed Widowbird” ”

harpij:

Long-tailed Widowbird

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snout:

she wears short skirts i have feelers she’s cheer captain and i am a creature

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jessicas-pi:

jessicas-pi:

being on Tumblr is like playing a violin in a concert hall for thousands of people and a few of them clap, then honking a kazoo to amuse your 2 friends AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE 20K NOTES

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don’t even think about it

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triviallytrue:

theonyxranger:

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everyone knows this is the defunctland guy right

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eldritchhbagel:

catchymemes:

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Destroy the concept that your 20s are your last chance to be young, attractive, and enjoy things, and if you don’t have everything figured out by the time you hit 30 your life is basically over. At 30 you haven’t even lived half of your life. In your 30s you will be more mature and have more experience behind you so that you can live an even more fulfilling and happy life.

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macleod:

elliewilliams:

This deserves awards, between the phrasing, the switching back and forth, the music, the tone, and of course ryuk are all just too perfect

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gandalfs-mommy-milkers:

meloromantics:

yung-replica:

Shout out to all the janitors that clean public bathrooms. Seriously thank you. You make going to public bathrooms a little more bearable when it’s clean. You’re all under appreciated heroes.

it takes like half a second to thank janitors/custodial workers and wish them a nice day with a smile and you should definitely be doing it

and shout out to anyone else who has to clean public bathrooms.

front end workers at grocery stores, fast food workers, people who work before and after hours at small schools, daycare workers, and anyone i’m missing. you were probably not properly trained how to do this and you still do it. thank you, too.

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heartsl0b:

☹︎ collections! ☺︎

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thinkaboutwhatyoudid:

Pick a 5SOS lyric that drives me insane

If what we had was real, how can you be fine? ‘Cause I’m not fine at all

My feet don’t dance like they did with you

Swallow every single lie, take all of me

When you’re looking at those strangers, hope to God you see my face

I tried to keep my head above the ocean of my doubt

Lights will guide you, so run like hell

I love it when you wear your hair down over your shoulder

Heaven knows I should let go, it’s nothing that I don’t already know

It used to be easy, now you can’t even look me in the eye

Late night devil, put your hands on me

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official-cisphobe:

here’s a random word generator–whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

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